Crashes and Prangs

We all have the odd prang every now and then, but some of us are truly exceptional in our talent for this.

Which is why this page was suggested by Mark (which is quite ironic, when you think about it) On this page you can review all the crashes and prangs that have happened to, or as a direct result of, the people we all know, love and avoid on the roads.

Anyway - without further ado - here is the listing in full:
Please email corrections/comments.

Jimothy

Rover 216 Fence. Signpost. Tree. Headache. All within 24 hours of buying it.
Renault Clio Another tree moment here.
Ford Fiesta Avoided tree this time. Rolled into a ditch.

Jay

Ford Escort Mk III Twatted a cyclist up the back when said nutter pulled out on him.
Same Escort Rear-ender.
Ford Escort Mk IV Rolled around a bit in a field. Landed nicely upside down.
Vauxhall Astra SR Hit the central reservation.
Vauxhall Cavalier Got smacked on the side by a caravan.

Jason And Tom

(Combined effort)

Previa and Escort Escort smacks the Previa on the side. Round one to Ford.

Tom

Golf Mk II Ditch. Fiesta. Bumper.
Golf Mk III Slight battle with cyclist on a roundabout.
Golf Mk IV Fell asleep. Insurance company paid for a nice new wall outside someone's house.
Toyota Previa Bollard. Mirror. Central reservation. Doh!
Tempra Rear-ender
The Boat Let's not go there, okay?

Pob

Ford Fiesta Bank. Hedge. And rest.
Rover 220 Smacked up with a Yaris. Good shot!
Rover 220 Hit by speeding (2mph) Rover 820 up the back. Adam claims credit. He later told reporters - 'it's the best way to get them, the old folks. Beat 'em with their own cars.
Rover 220 Banked it.
Rover 220 Hit by an OAP in an Astra Mk IV

Adam

Nissan Micra Maliciously caused an overtaking BMW to dock with a traffic island.
Rover 820 Smacked Pob's Rover at the back.
Vauxhall Calibra Reversed into M4 crash barrier at about 50mph. Whilst in a forward gear.
Vauxhall Calibra About 9 hours after getting the damage from the previous crash fixed - hit up the back, while stationery in traffic by a Volvo estate.
Vauxhall Calibra Garage wall and wing mirror had a slight dispute over who belonged where

Andy

Ickle Metro Hit a learner up the back.

Kev

Ickle Metro Head-on meeting with Renault Espace. Metro 3 foot shorter

Chris

Morris Minor Tree. Renault 5. 'Sorry Dad'. Bollocking.
Mini Fiat-related prang disorder.
Pug Got some air. Landed. Pushed the gearbox back a tad too much.
Vitara Hit Marks's Mk I Golf. Best thing with VW, personally...

Lewis

Ford Sierra Barrel Roll.
Pony Rolled into a nice watery ditch.

Mark

Mark I Golf Backwards into fence.
Mark I Golf Hit in the arse by a German. Oo-er!
Honda Prelude Dog. Don't ask.
Red Scirocco Field. Hedge.
Silver Scirocco Post. Mated with Pug 205.
Carlton Stopped just short of knocking somebody's house down.
Fiat 126 Hedge. Ditch. Fence. Door Mirror. Roll over!
Yamaha DT 50 In his own words: a yamaha dt50mx got flung across maidenhead bp forecourt. shortly afterwards it fell over, whilest stopped, with the rider sitting on it.